My chaste Blond Christian wife just gave birth to a Black child. What should I do? What would Jesus do?

Also, DNA tests show its a jail bird who was a homeless man. If I adopt the kid, this criminal can become a part of my family and even can stake a claim to my huge estate? Should I divorce her? If Mel Gibson can divorece his wife and still be a hero to millions of christians, it should be ok for me too right? Please help. And Rejoice in the Lord .. always!